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It's not just a river in Egypt

« on: Fri 11 June, 2010 - 12:13 pm »

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this

congregation  has  spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan."

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot

tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do  not  intend  to accept this. 
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask  forgiveness  from

God and this Christian Family.

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit

this is a falsehood?  Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart

you  will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression.'

Again all  was  quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop

traffic  rose from the third pew.  Her head was bowed and her voice

quivered as she  spoke,  'Reverend there has been a terrible

misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux

Klan.  I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard

under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation

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« Reply #1 on: Fri 11 June, 2010 - 05:28 pm »

  dorty dorty man

I can hear the raven sing .... a spiritual glow envelops, medicine power develops ... as the raven sings.
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« Reply #2 on: Sat 26 June, 2010 - 03:33 am »

dorty dorty man

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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