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« on: Tue 29 June, 2010 - 08:51 pm »

  Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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« Reply #1 on: Tue 29 June, 2010 - 08:57 pm »

 
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« Reply #2 on: Tue 29 June, 2010 - 09:13 pm »

damnit allready done hmmm....ok...
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« Reply #3 on: Tue 29 June, 2010 - 09:46 pm »

 
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« Reply #4 on: Mon 12 July, 2010 - 11:09 am »

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said:

"You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said: "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."
 
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« Reply #5 on: Mon 12 July, 2010 - 11:47 am »

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.  They think so logically.




A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f**ked!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.
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« Reply #6 on: Mon 12 July, 2010 - 12:17 pm »

 
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