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« on: Sun 1 August, 2010 - 04:56 pm »

used to have heaps when i was a kid, for example.

whats the difference between a goldfish and a goat?
well one mucks around in fountains...........

or
whats the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath?
well one has a soul full of hope..........
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« Reply #1 on: Sun 1 August, 2010 - 04:59 pm »

whats the difference between an epileptic oyster sheller and a prosititute with the runs??
well one shucks between fits...........
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« Reply #2 on: Sun 1 August, 2010 - 05:50 pm »

Difference between a Bond villain and a constipated owl?

One shoots but never hits......
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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« Reply #3 on: Thu 5 August, 2010 - 06:57 pm »

I'm not a Pheasant plucker, I'm a Pheasant plucker's Son. I'm only plucking Pheasants till the Pheasant plucker comes. 

Say that one fast.  eek
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