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« on: Sat 11 February, 2012 - 08:30 pm »

  if you could choose

1 man
1 woman
1 cartoon character

to voice your sat nav, who would they be?
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« Reply #1 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 04:18 pm »

Sean Connery - his voice can tell me where to go when I get lost.
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« Reply #2 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 04:23 pm »

Morgan Freeman seems pretty reliable.
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« Reply #3 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 04:27 pm »

Samuel L Jackson - "Turn the next motherf**king corner"
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« Reply #4 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 04:28 pm »

Suzy Cato

We're going to go left soon,can you point to your left?.....
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« Reply #5 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 04:43 pm »

it's very distracting
there should be a sign that says don't talk to the driver  eek
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« Reply #6 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 07:04 pm »

My car does not have sat nav.

There's not enough roads round here to need it.

We took a business trip to Hamilton a couple of weeks ago, the driver turned his satnav on at Te Awamutu
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« Reply #7 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 07:25 pm »

going from christchurch to blenheim , the silly thing says nothing from the time you get on the main north road/motorway so after three hours when something suddenly starts speaking to you out of no where you nearly s**t yourself!!  eek
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« Reply #8 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 07:58 pm »

 maybe if it were a bit more intuitive.......


Eddie Murphy as Donkey.....



Are we there yet?
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« Reply #9 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 08:07 pm »

the roadside would be littered with them 
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« Reply #10 on: Sun 12 February, 2012 - 08:14 pm »

I want the 'ex wife' version.


It gives directions, then pauses just long enough to for you to tell it to shut up.....



.......then it apologises. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #11 on: Tue 28 February, 2012 - 11:10 am »

going from christchurch to blenheim , the silly thing says nothing from the time you get on the main north road/motorway so after three hours when something suddenly starts speaking to you out of no where you nearly s**t yourself!!  eek

         nasty things
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« Reply #12 on: Tue 28 February, 2012 - 11:12 am »

stupid things get lost too
 try to tell you to get back on the road, when its the one going off road

or is that just in Taranaki?

 
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« Reply #13 on: Tue 28 February, 2012 - 04:25 pm »

sat nav taranaki
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