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Question: What can we do to encourage new paying members?
We can't, too many grumpy males here already.
To do that we'd need to get rid of bob
Open day, we open the secret places to the world.
Let them in for free.
Advertise on fb and other social media places
Get collie and KP to belly dance in real time
Shut wee evil out the back so as not to scare potential TLPers
Stu offers payment for posty posty long time
Red sets up a smoked fish stall to bring in the punters

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« on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:18 am »

There must be a way. 
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« Reply #1 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 05:00 pm »

Can you post on TM ?
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« Reply #2 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 05:43 pm »

No, I have a lifetime ban and I can't be arsed making up a different id -    I'd probably get away with it too if the old group of right wing nasties aren't there to vote me...nah can't be bothered.
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« Reply #3 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 06:00 pm »

No, I have a lifetime ban and I can't be arsed making up a different id -   

what did you do? 

I told someone her daughter was a TM fraudster supporting a meth habit... But less kindly. 
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« Reply #4 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 06:23 pm »

Did you get a life time ban?

I used up all my warnings.  I think I had a war with friends of the shady funeral director - the only person I ever met up with off TM message boards was an embalmer with inside information on the shady funeral director. I upset the nasty natties many times over and befriended someone who was the arch enemy of most. I was friends with him before he was the arch enemy of most. We were a hot item! Unfortunately I sunk with his ship. But I can hardly hold him responsible for my TM opines demise. I was a bit too opinionated.
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« Reply #5 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 07:03 pm »

Are there any normal posters looking for somewhere to post these days anyway, newbies always tend to be reincarnates 
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« Reply #6 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 08:06 pm »

What is normal?
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« Reply #7 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 09:12 pm »

You're sorta normal, Stu too, Brain and Collie too if she grew out of the fairy stuff 



Weevil's a tard like me but can keep it under cover 
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« Reply #8 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 09:14 pm »

Weevil's a tard like me but can keep it under cover 

I'm nothing like you. I'm just a diseased mutant.   
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« Reply #9 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 09:15 pm »

Did you get a life time ban?


I believe so. Not my fault her daughter looked like a skinny, diseased junky hooker...   
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« Reply #10 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 09:17 pm »

You're sorta normal, Stu too, Brain and Collie too if she grew out of the fairy stuff 

You forgot Red. But you're too late anyway. He and Brain have 'a thing' goin' on... 
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« Reply #11 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 10:01 pm »

I remembered Red later, but was going to wait to see if he felt left out first 


Hmmmmm, Red+Brain and the smell of fish eh 
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« Reply #12 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 10:03 pm »

Leave Red alone Red is lovely.   
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« Reply #13 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 10:47 pm »

You're sorta normal, Stu too, Brain and Collie too if she grew out of the fairy stuff 



Weevil's a tard like me but can keep it under cover 

Hmph! 


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« Reply #14 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 10:49 pm »

    Ok who was the pervert that voted me to belly dance?! 
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« Reply #15 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 10:58 pm »

Doubt it was for you, more KA 
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« Reply #16 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:03 pm »

you cruisin' for an airyfairy bruisin'? 
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« Reply #17 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:12 pm »

They're non violent  aren't they eek
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« Reply #18 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:44 pm »

They're non violent  aren't they eek

Usually. But there is more than one way to help karma    Angel
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« Reply #19 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:45 pm »

Doubt it was for you, more KA  

   you really are a cheeky wee s**t
I might just stalk your arse and visit you when I get to the South Island
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« Reply #20 on: Wed 9 September, 2015 - 11:50 pm »

But I'm in wellington, remember 
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« Reply #21 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 09:09 am »

Even better, we could tiki tour around the Hutts, sight see and all that.   
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« Reply #22 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 09:33 am »

But I'm in wellington, remember 

why are you in Wellington? Is the south island running out of cousins for the inbreds or something... 
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« Reply #23 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 11:44 am »

That got you Wellington buggers freaking out 


I just changed my location on my TM profile the other day to buy something for pick up over that Lindsay Yardley drama
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« Reply #24 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 11:48 am »

Well that would have explained all the solo mothers and bad name choices. 
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« Reply #25 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 12:02 pm »

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« Reply #26 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 12:45 pm »

   Ok who was the pervert that voted me to belly dance?! 
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« Reply #27 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 03:21 pm »

Did you get a life time ban?


I believe so. Not my fault her daughter looked like a skinny, diseased junky hooker...   

I did call the shady directors friend, 'the town bike' but I was just being honest!
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« Reply #28 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 10:55 pm »

   Ok who was the pervert that voted me to belly dance?! 


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« Reply #29 on: Thu 10 September, 2015 - 10:56 pm »

    Sick bastard!
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« Reply #30 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 01:44 pm »

The poll is telling me we're having smoked fish at bobs leaving party, yum!  and that maybe if collie is in the mood she will provide the entertainment. 
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« Reply #31 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 07:13 pm »

 





Party. soo cited    What kind of leaving pressy do you think bob would like?
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« Reply #32 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 07:42 pm »

hair piece?
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« Reply #33 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 09:20 pm »

    Hide the receding hair line.   
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« Reply #34 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 10:06 pm »

This thread hasn't been good for me 
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« Reply #35 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 10:22 pm »

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« Reply #36 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 10:50 pm »

 
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« Reply #37 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 10:54 pm »

    Don't worry bob, we can't get rid of you, you're part of the furniture

Will just have to ban you from talking to newbies unless it's being really really sweet and welcoming.
For their first 50 posts


   bet that would half kill you
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« Reply #38 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 10:57 pm »

One of those three votes is mine anyways 
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« Reply #39 on: Fri 11 September, 2015 - 11:09 pm »

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