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« on: Tue 9 February, 2016 - 10:06 pm »

taking out the rubbish he is 92 years old and still going strong, My Great Aunt who is 89, has recently had back surgery and was dismayed to find that great Uncle John had dozed off at the dining table during dinner, she said, "Who's going to f**ken do everything if you keep dozing off?


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« Reply #1 on: Tue 9 February, 2016 - 10:23 pm »

ha ha, good on them

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« Reply #2 on: Wed 10 February, 2016 - 07:45 am »

I love that!     

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